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If senses of humour had colours, mine would be the dark brownish-red that you get on a black metal sword if you take it,chop somebody's head off with it,leave it until tomorrow,chop off another head, and repeat the procedure 30 times.I like bloody jokes.

Age 28, Male

Lowborn scum

Learnin' smugglin'and thievin'

Moscow, Russia

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Damn law.

Posted by MyNameIsDeath - June 4th, 2010


I'm 14 now, and by law I have to get my passport, but I need a hella shitload of documents 4 that, and I have no fucking time, and the buggers at the passort table will be all like,our passport man got to take a shit for 2 months so wait wait wait you dumb kid.


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In soviet Russia all your us are belong to base

Eh?

your barely gatting your passports? i have had my passport since i was born, guess things are different in Russia

We get passports at 14, renew them at 20, and again at 45. Before that we have a piece o' toilet paper called birth certificate or sumthin' like that.