I have a passport now!
The evil authorities now have proof of my existence, malicious lazy bastard that I am.
It has, like,shiny writing that sez RUSSIA the way it sez it on T-shirts, and a picture of a mutant eagle with two heads on it.
So now I'm officially SERIOUSLY RUSSIAN.
If senses of humour had colours, mine would be the dark brownish-red that you get on a black metal sword if you take it,chop somebody's head off with it,leave it until tomorrow,chop off another head, and repeat the procedure 30 times.I like bloody jokes.
Age 28, Male
Lowborn scum
Learnin' smugglin'and thievin'
Moscow, Russia
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Posted by MyNameIsDeath - July 1st, 2010
ZeroInsanity
As a citizen of the Motherland, here is your complimentary AK-47u and Vodka bottle.
MyNameIsDeath (Updated )
Yes comrade captain!
(Salute,turn around,click heels,march out)
Wait what...No ammo and no pickles?