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Crystal Story Crystal Story

Rated 5 / 5 stars

D'you know that feeling...

Like you just had a soulgasm? This game is just so good. The characters, the battles, the story and most of all the music...ahhh *wipes tear*. Awesome.



The Last Stand Union City The Last Stand Union City

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is pure ninja

Except I think I've already caught on to the beginning of the next one. The guy's wife is infected, is she not? And they'll get to some other place so she can spread the infection there, and bingo! Last Stand 4.


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Moonlight Difference Moonlight Difference

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Symphony of Specters is ridiculously awesome

and so are you, good sir. Only thing is, it would be cool if there was a sequel. The soldier's family (his daughter and granddaughter, I assume) inherited his amulet, didn't they? I'm to9tally like, "What does it do? What's gonna happen next?" So, moar please!


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Shad's Army Scrapbook Shad's Army Scrapbook

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hell yeah

Nice drawings. I mean really. I like sketches, I can not lie. Only thing is, less guro would be nice. Or put something like ***GURO ALERT*** on the side of a picture where guro will follow. Aside from that, kewl.


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TheShadling responds:

like that would stop you from looking at it.


Steelcurse Steelcurse

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

Never gets dull. The victory quotes were out of books I assume? I mean, there was some Prattchett ("If they knew anything, they'd be sergeants") but what were the others?


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Dwarves Escape Dwarves Escape

Rated 4 / 5 stars

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I BEAT IT!
Actually it isn't that bad.The dwarf comments rocked.



Zombie Apocalypse Quiz Zombie Apocalypse Quiz

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

72%

Good enough,I suppose.



GunMaster Onslaught 2.0 GunMaster Onslaught 2.0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A very good game

But I encountered a weird bug.A plane fell on me when I was about to pick up a health crate ,I got blown to bits but somehow picked up the crate,now I am not on the screen but have 10 hp, and when enemies hit the emty space I was in, blood comes out of it.:)


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Doodle God Doodle God

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool game

SPOILER:
Air + Car= Airplane
Fire + Water= Alcohol
Human + Alcohol= Alcoholic
Human + Vodka= Alcoholic
Human + Beer= Alcoholic
Tree + Fire= Ash
Wood + Fire= Ash
Dragon + Hunter= Ash
Human + Poisoned Weapon= Assassin
Swamp + Life= Bacteria
Earth + Lizard= Beast
Alcohol + Wheat= Beer
Earth + Worm= Beetle
Egg + Air= Bird
Dinosaur + Human= Blood
Beast + Human= Blood
Wood + Water= Boat
Metal + Steam= Boiler
Feather + Paper= Book
Dough + Fire= Bread
Clay + Fire= Bricks
Air + Worm= Butterfly
Oil + Cart= Car
Wood + Wheel= Cart
Clay + Limestone= Cement
Clay + Human= Ceramics
Beast + Cart= Chariot
Paper + Tobacco= Cigarette
Swamp + Sand= Clay
Fabric + Human= Clothes
Tree + Fire= Coal
Wood + Fire= Coal
Water + Cement= Concrete
Fire + Human= Corpse
Human + Poison= Corpse
Wizard + Energy= Demigod
Earth + Egg= Dinosaur
Fish + Beast= Dolphin
Human + Beast= Domestic Animal
Water + Flour= Dough
Dinosaur + Fire= Dragon
Air + Earth= Dust
Life + Stone= Egg
Metal + Energy= Electricity
Tools + Wool= Fabric
Bird + Hunter= Feather
Moss + Swamp= Fern
Domestic Animal + Grass= Fertiliser
Earth + Tools= Field
Stone + Stone= Fire
Weapon + Gunpowder= Firearm
Plankton + Bacteria= Fish
Stone + Wheat= Flour
Ship + Fabric= Frigate
Life + Ash= Ghost
Zombie + Corpse= Ghoul
Fire + Sand= Glass
Clay + Life= Golem
Earth + Moss= Grass
Saltpeter + Sulphur= Gun Powder
Warrior + Dragon= Hero
Bricks + Concrete= House
Life + Beast= Human
Human + Weapon= Hunter
Stone + Human= Hut
Fire + Earth= Lava
Energy + Swamp= Life
Shell + Stone= Limestone
Egg + Swamp= Lizard
Steam Engine + Cart= Locomotive
Human + Domestic Animal= Meat
Beast + Human= Meat
Bird + Hunter= Meat
Fire + Stone= Metal
Human + Domestic Animal= Milk
Domestic Animal + Grass= Milk
Swamp + Weeds= Moss
Earth + Weeds= Mushroom
Water + Coal= Oil
Tools + Reed= Paper
Bird + Fire= Pheonix
Bacteria + Water= Plankton
Tools + Scorpion= Poison
Poison + Weapon= Poisoned Weapon
Swamp + Grass= Reed
Limestone + Fertiliser= Saltpeter
Water + Stone= Sand
Beetle + Sand= Scorpion
Grass + Grass= Seeds
Life + Sand= Seeds
Human + Human= Sex
Plankton + Stone= Shell
Wood + Boat= Ship
House + Glass= Skyscraper
Swamp + Worm= Snake
Sand + Worm= Snake
Water + Air= Steam
Boiler + Coal= Steam Engine
Ship + Steam Engine= Steam Ship
Air + Lava= Stone
Air + Energy= Storm
Bacteria + Swamp= Sulphur
Water + Earth= Swamp
Bird + Storm= Thunderbird
Fire + Grass= Tobacco
Human + Metal= Tools
Tree + Life= Treant
Earth + Seeds= Tree
Egg + Sand= Turtle
Human + Blood= Vampire
Alcohol + Water= Vodka
Weapon + Hunter= Warrior
Tools + Metal= Weapon
Life + Water= Weeds
Beast + Vampire= Werewolf
Beast + Water= Whale
Seeds + Field= Wheat
Wood + Tools= Wheel
Human + Energy= Wizard
Tree + Tools= Wood
Human + Domestic Animal= Wool
Beast + Hunter= Wool
Bacteria + Swamp= Worm
Plankton + Earth= Worm
Life + Corpse= Zombie
First posted by Tragicroyalty.


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Battle for Alandria Battle for Alandria

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool

And "Volny hunter" and "Damn legionnaire" were sort of fun.
You're Russian I guess?