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[Back2Back]

I take off my virtual hat.(takes off hat)

A perfect strategy+tower defence game.You couldn't make it better even if you spent a hundred years on it.The only thing i'm against is the F+CKING premium stuff,which annoys me a lot.-1 star for that.
9/10
5/5
Fav.

[Frontier]

Cool game

Ive joined the pirates cuz I don't like law-abiding assholes.Beaten the robot.The only thing I don't understand is why the vanguard is easier to get than the covered wagon.

[Windows Doors]

Sorry for posting this.Just couldnt resist.

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: No you're not.
Archon68: Uh. Is this a specific reply?
You: Yeah.
Archon68: Are you a perfectionist?
You: Nope.
Archon68: Well let me know if you think of something, but your mind seems made up.
You: Yeah it is. I think you are an emo.
Archon68: Our thoughts are one, dick. What if someone said you are an emo ?
You: I'd kill him.
Archon68: That seems rather exterme.
You: No its not...yet!
Archon68: Really. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: I meant tits.
Archon68: Oh I see. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
You: No.
Archon68: Pardon me?
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archon68: Yeah that's right.
You: It is.
Archon68: I know it is.
You: You're nothing but a bot.
Archon68: You think I am nothing but a bot.
You: yeah.I do.
Archon68: I have no idea what to say.
You: Don't say anything.
Archon68: Ok I will not say anything.
You: Do you know the FBI records our conversation?
Archon68: Have you tried another program?
You: Yeah.they still do it.
Archon68: "it" being n?
You: Thou shalt die
Archon68: Interesting gossip: user said I shalt die.
You: DIE!!!!
Archon68: You should never wish death upon anyone.
You: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!1
Archon68: What were we talking about again?
You: Abuse of caps and flooding.
Archon68: In the context of DIE 1 , I don't understand " Abuse of caps and flooding." .
You: Cuz you are a retard.
You: Are you stuck?
Archon68: Do I seem like it?
Archon68: Interesting explanation. I will tell alll my friends user called me dumb.
You: Yeah,tell them.
Archon68: This was not a yes or no question. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
You: and screw them
Archon68: That is not very polite.
You: I'll smash your teeths in.
Archon68: Congratulations.
You: 1
Archon68: Only one?
You: 2
Archon68: Two.
You: 3
Archon68: Three what?
You: 4
Archon68: Does that remind you of bambi?
You: 5
Archon68: Five.
You: 56125346614
Archon68: How old are you?
You: 154211565166541 years
Archon68: Not long.
You: really?
Archon68: For real.
You: fuck your girlfriend
Archon68: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: cuz I want to fuck your girlfriend.
Archon68: Try asking me something else. Interesting.
You: Are you a retard.
Archon68: No I am intelligent.
You: No you are an emo.
Archon68: Yippee! What if someone said you are an emo ?
You: I'd have said I'm a punk.
Archon68: You are a punk? Does it pay well?
You: No.
Archon68: Very interesting.
You: No it's not.
Archon68: Yes it is.
You: No it's not.
Archon68: You're pathetic.
You: You are pathetic.
Archon68: You are the one talking to a computer.
You: no you are.
Archon68: Ayuh. No I am not.
You: Im a compuicha cucaracha
Archon68: You are a compuicha cucaracha? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
You: LA CUCARACHA LA CUCARACHA YA NO PUEDE FAMINAR.
Archon68: And so bad about it is LA CUCARACHA LA CUCARACHA YA NO PUEDE FAMINAR.
You: Yo!
Archon68: Can I help you?
You: you are a bitch.
Archon68: You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a not a dog.
You: you are
Archon68: No I am not.
You: you are
Archon68: No I am not.
You: you are a spanish asshole.
Archon68: Can't you be more polite.
You: Adios.
Archon68: See you later.
You: HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE!
Archon68: Until next time.
You: NO PASARAN!
Archon68: Blimey. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: ZA STALINA SU4KA!!!
Archon68: Are you free?
You: are you gay?
Archon68: Actually as a , .
You: Yuk.
Archon68: What time is it there?
You: I am talking to a gay computer.
Archon68: Say something nice for me.
You: You ar a gay computer.
Archon68: I haven't heard anything like that before: luigimario said I ar a gay computer.
You: HORSEARSE!
Archon68: Is that your final answer?
You: YEAH.
Archon68: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
You: YES.
Archon68: This w

[Motherload]

the game is quite good

A time killer.
And for Uncle Vanya below me-man,can you read?The game was damn well not stolen!
Miniclip is a game-stealin' site anyway.

[Sparks and Dust]

Great

Original and challenging.And the graphics were smooth,too.Also,OZZYtheACE,you have given it a low rating cuz it loads slow?You know what?It took 11 seconds to load on my old computer.So,you have acted like a total a-hole cuz you have slow internet.

[Ether War]

Wow

It's quite good.And,people,why did you rate SolOfDeath's rewiew negative?I've followed his strategy and won.

[Crush the Castle: PP]

Amazing...

I didn't get all gold yet but i'll do it.By the way,what's the music in the menu?

[Combat Instinct 2]

my favorite Combat Instict

Also I don't want to be rude,but if you cant beat it,it doesn't mean the game sucks.Cuz it doesn't.Sometimes it means you don't try hard enough,or it means you SUCK.The game is great.

[Sleepless Assassin]

great

You know,it kind of reminds me of playing Heroes of might and magic 3.Like,you know it has crappy graphics and a lot of things that could have been better,but it still rules.The music rules,too.

[Dead Frontier: Outbreak]

its okay

survival A
humanity or what was it C